Newest New Resolution 
   Every year I make the same resolution on new year's, "This year I will  give up being a product junkie and not buy anything new unless I run out  of it. I will use everything I have and I will only buy something I  absolutely need," and every year I break this resolution.  Some years I  justify by saying, "well, I will only buy them as gifts,"which  inevitably leads to me buying one product for someone else, and three  for myself. Or some years I say, "well I will only buy products that are  eco-friendly," but every year some fancy company comes out with  something I feel I must try and cannot give up.  So this year, I have  decided to embrace my product junkie-ness, and go all out and buy what I  want (within reason of course, I am still on student loans), but review  them so I can see which products I like, which ones don't work and can  help other poor souls who get sucked into clever advertising.  So here  it is!  My newest resolution.  I can't promise I'll be adamant, but I  can at least promise to be honest.  I am a sucker for most any good  advertisement ploy especially those that target eco-friendly activities.
Let  me first tell you a bit about, well, me.  The reasoning for this is  simple: products work differently depending on what your type is.  I'm  not going to get all hippy dippy and say I am an ocean or an earth, but  curly-haired and straight haired people are different.  Its the separate  but equal philosophy, only put to good and proper use.
I am  short, 5'0 to be exact, not skinny, but not quite athletically built  either.  For all intents and purposes I am small, don't really have a  butt, but was given very wide hips, and that's all I care to say about  that.
Now down to the important stuff: I am fair, irish fair,  which means I pretty much burst into flames when sunlight hits me.  A  few freckles and a few specks of reddish highlights, but for the most  part light brown hair.  My hair is a bit of a mystery to all. I cannot  tell you its true color or shape because of all the years of  blow-drying, coloring, and who knows what else I have done to it, but in  good times it tends to be wavy/curly, dry, damaged, and frizzy.
And that's me in a product nutshell.
 
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